Glitter Krotch. Bitch.

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The Sexican and ECM thrifting at fairfax and melrose this overcast sunday afternoon.

Both donned dark shades and casual wear, we suspect a late night for these two was the cause of such undercover and low key appearnces.

They were reportedly seen leaving with a red duffel, a vintage camera, and very SEXIcan hair accessories.

The things these girls do never stop to amaze us, lets see what happens next.

UPDATE* an avid fan tells us that The Sexican was seen flirting with a man three times her age at a local coffee bean… oh what other bad habit will she pull out of her ass next?

Omar Hantash to be Featured with GK?

Rumor has it that this hot mess will be featured on one of the tracks of GK’s highly anticipated album Epic Fail. Are the ladies of GK straight out of their fucking minds or will this be an amazing move for our beloved girls? Check out this kids SWEET moves and siiiiiq style. Bitch knows how to rock the mic. 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BzpQET2rCs

The DJs should throw down some wild n crazy beats with this kid. Lets see what the ladies have in store for us. I’m sure we wont be let down. 

pAArty Girl Back Just a Day After being Ill?

Seems like the pappz aren’t out when you need them to be these days. Hardcore pAArty girl DJ ECM Titties AKA WendyBird was in full swing last night whilst fighting off a mean cold (AND previously being spotted the night before at Teddy’s @ the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood). She was spotted tearing up stumbling down the streets of WeHo with her fab gay husband and then later followed by an entourage of cazy lezzies for hours. WE all hope some juicy pictures leak from someone’s Blackberry!!!!!

Rumor has it she will be tearing it up at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood tonight (3 nights in a row Titties?). ANOTHER straight club as well? What does this pAArty girl have in store for us tonight?! We hope to see some incriminating photos!!! Do GK good giiiiiiirl.

E.C.M-Titties in tha house

Here’s one for the ladiezzz (18 and under need not apply) introducing new GK DJ Everybody Calls Me Titties aka Wendybird. Her and Jew Rosary aka the sexican (formerly known as D’ali llama aka jew rosary the sexican) will continue to battle out the jams. ‘Ur famous cause ur sisters famous’ leaked online! ————— Also, spotted: half of the twins with current beau Kevy Jonas. Celeb-basher Perez hilton claims he was seen with Danielle which is just Steph backwards, in Spanish! more to come

Exclusive update!!!!

Details have been leaked by insiders that the title of Glitter Krotch’s beat-tastic new album will be ‘Epic Fail‘…

Not gonna lie, we totally lovesit!!!!!

Although we wonder…its been far too quiet in the GK camp. Are they preparing for some hardcore-party-crashing oscar takeover?

Doubt it since DJ Jew Rosary aka the sexican quoted last night in Rolling Stone, ” I hate award season!!!!”

We will see what these hot mess ladies do next.

New Hit Single

titled… “Girl, you just drama” to hit stores next month!

Songs

Glitter krotch to debut new number 1 hit single titled syringe swordfights. Song about amy winehouse and blaaaaaaaake. =